Why is this such big, shocking news? OMG! Barbara Walters is tired of interviewing celebrities...shut all Hollywood productions down immediately! No one - not Meredith Vieira; not Conan or Leno; not even Oprah can ever interview another celebrity - not while Barbara, the queen of journalism and celebrity interviews, is in her current unhappy and fragile state of mind. Tired of those whiney celebrities and their 'tear-jerking' stories? Pfttt. I won't hear of it.
Back to reality. Thank you Barbara! You have just echoed the thoughts of many. Walters says (in my basic words) that she wants to move away from the tabloid garbage and focus on people of more importance such as author J. K. Rowling, controversial radio host Don Imus, former president Bill Clinton, Afghan icons, and Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez. You know - people that have somewhat respectable occupations. And can you blame the woman? She has seen more celebrity tears than Britney Spears' therapist! I mean, c'mon - Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton, Monica Lewinsky, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Love, even the freaking 'Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles' back in their infamous hay-day.
I hope others follow in the footsteps of Barbara Walters. Lord knows we have too many celebrity media outlets in this world. How is it that we (and when I say 'we' I am not including myself, I'm with Barbara on this one) normal beings here on the real earth fail to get sick and tired of hearing how hard those celebs have it? Magazines such as National Enquirer, The Globe, Star Weekly, and Us Magazine are always being sold off the shelves. TV shows such as Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood and E! Talk Daily are some of the highest rated shows on air today. By golly, what else is new? Paris goes to jail, Britney doesn't believe in underwear, Marie Osmond's life is screwed..... George Clooney farted in the Wal-Mart parking lot yesterday after buying a pack of tic-tacs; Nicole Richie ate a peanut m&m; Angelina Jolie spit cinnamon gum out of her car window while driving down Sunset Boulevard.
Who gives a lamp's lightbulb one way or another?
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